Damnit! Who was working on Kona’s tent!!
This Channel 101 pilot I shot in my garage will never see the light of day. Just shitty execution on my part, which is why I get talented people to help me with pre and post production of my ideas. I’ve already trashed most of the footage, leaving only this mysterious, contextless clip for you to ponder what went wrong in the scene and my execution of said scene.
If you’re an editor, feel free to make this far more exciting,
Remember that Star Trek episode where Kirk thought a parade car was the Enterprise? #startrek
This Superman action figure sucks. Sorry, but it’s really bad. It’s very much in the “makes me want to spend my Saturday night bitching about it online” category of atrocious. So imma hit that and ravish this abomination of 9 point articulation all Gangam Style. I’m even going to hit the “numbered” bullet points on Tumblr to show you all how serious I am. TAKE THAT, SHUTDOWN!
Feel pretty good about this post. Also feel like I need to go buy GTA 5 to make me stop yelling at children’s toys on Saturday nights. This may be a cry for help.
There is nothing imperfect about this video. Nothing.
I shot this a long time ago and only now remembered to look to see if it came out. Acting with Tom Brady was a pretty cool experience as the possibility of me catching his passes are growing slightly more remote. And FYI, dude had really big hands. Extrapolate that to whatever folklore you choose.
This is also the high water mark of my mustache. It was pretty spectacular, but also a pain in the ass to keep on your face full time. It’s as though the awesomeness of my face rejected any sort of covering.